I’m sitting here at my sister’s clothing shop browsing Facebook as some customers are taking their sweet ‘ole time trying on clothes. My FB browsing takes me across my friend Raymond’s page. As I gaze at his ever-smiling face my mind wanders to one of the special moments that define Raymond.
The scenario: Me, Raymond and my friend Kate are driving to the Castro for a night of bar-hopping. This is the first time Kate has ever met Raymond. All she’s heard are the notorious stories.
Me: “Kate, Raymond is in nursing school.”
Kate: “Oh wow, that’s great. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever experienced in nursing school.”
Raymond (without missing a single beat): “PUSSY.”
And that’s why I love Raymond.
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